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User:never_ever_me (4941910)
Lie. It makes everything better.
I know, I hate me too.
Name:Brenton
Location:Lansing, Michigan, United States
Birthdate:1984-11-14
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Bio:You don't know who I am, but in all fairness, neither do I.
I do, however, know quite a bit about myself and I must say that I am wildly amused.

Raised by Jehovah's Witnesses and Hollywood, I'm something of a contridiction by nature, still trying to figure out why when I add two and two, the answer always comes out ERROR.

My philosophy? If there is one thing that I do believe, it's that the universe is infinate. And the idea of infinity is a staggering one. It's not just size. It's truth.
In an infinate universe the answer to every question is yes. Is the sky electric green? Yes. Somewhere it is. Somewhere you are happy. Somewhere she didn't die. And somewhere God does exsist. Even if it's not here. Every time something goes wrong for you, somewhere else something goes right for you. Infinity is also just as much inside of you as it is all around you. Each of your molecules holds infinate space. Universes. Lives. Suicide and genocide are one and the same. You are the father, the son. You are God.

And remember to laugh.
Laugh when it's the least appropriate, because that's usually when it's the most important. You're not being impolite. You're just appreciating the divine comedy.

Now fuck off.
There's got to be something better you could be doing.
Interests:28: bartending, betting, blackjack, blind man's bluff, chef-like stuff, craps, ego, euchre, every movie ever made, failure, five card draw, gambling, indian shithead, kareoke, limit, lying, my big orange coat, new interest lists, no limit, omaha holdem, philadelphia, photography, poker!, pot limit, seven card draw, seven card stud, texas hold em, tonk
Schools:None listed
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Friend of:7: __t, alkalineprncess, cgmeister, i_am_the_owl, library_chair, lovemeharder, pheobe18
Member of:1: __writeclub
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